I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart.

Are you a pokemon? Because I CHOOSE YOU!

Hey, Miss… Can you please catch it? My heart, it’s falling!

Is your father an alien, ’cause you’re out of this world.

If i were peter pan, you would be my happy thought.

Is your father a terrorist? Because you’re ‘the bomb’.

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!

You’re like my dandruff, I cant get you out of my head.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did you know, I had to borrow my friend’s heart yesterday because you stole mine.